Tuesday, June 3, 2008

First Amendment Right to Assembly

We have had an outbreak of clubs, associations, and societies this week. It all started when the girls seemed to have pieced together that they all own "tankinis". The Tankini Club was formed.
The discovery of a half dozen lawn flamingos led the boys to form the People's Flamingo Liberation Front (or something along those lines). Meetings on Tuesday and Friday. Free Donuts.
The women of course had already moved along to forming the Pudding Society. I don't know how the bylaws read for the Pudding Society, but the girls all laugh with no control if you say the word "pudding".
On a tangential note, today Luling was the birth place of the World Cross Classification Insect Bottle Battle to the Death. The boys happened to find an empty water bottle (okay it was mine), a small cockroach (the Texas Water Beetle variety) and what was clearly misidentified as a "Pine Beetle", managed to get them in the same bottle. Both bugs sat there doing really nothing, but the legend lives on!

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